ek khuwab,ek khayal,ek hakekat ho tum,dosti mein pharne wali har zarurat ho tum,jise roz ek sms krna phare,AREE YAR AJEEB MUSIBAT HOO TUM,

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PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1.Take one grape 2.Take it in ur hand 3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth 4.Approach the mirror slowly & see. Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.

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Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

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Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, Dosti me padnewali har zarurat ho tum, Jisko roz ek sms karna pade, Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....

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karo mai nahin abhi karo ek bar samj nahi aati kya pareshan honey wali kia bat hai ek bar hi tu karni hai hmm ab gusa na chraho mujhey ok? chalo ab man jao na ek BAR JALDI SEY SIMLE PASS KAR DO THT SLIKE AGUD GRL HMMM

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>----> Ja Mere mizail ja jo mere sms ka jawab nahi deta us ke dimaagh main phath ja. <-----< Abe O wapis kyun a gaya Mizail:Us ke paas to diomaagh hi nahi hai.

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HOTHO SE JO CHOO LIYA, EHSAAS AB TAK HAI, ANKHE NAM HAI,AUR SANNSO MEIN AAG AB TAK HAI, AUR KYU NA HO KHAYI BHI TO'HARI MIRCH' HAI

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Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega

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Mujhe dhondo" "Kya hua thak gaye kya" "To phir dhondo" "Ab rehne do" Pagal; apne Dil mai dekho..

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R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho       Bewakoof yahan nahe apne nechay dekho

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Kya mukhra he.... kya zulfain hein.... kya chehra tum ne paya he.... asa lagta he jaisay peepal se BHOOT utar aya

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if u wanna drive a mercedes..... if u wish 2 go 2 america... n want 2 stay in five star hotel.... then visit our website www apni-auqat-ma raho.

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africa k mashor shahar syberia k khofnak wadion k sunsan jangal k pepl k darakhton k neche safar karte hovi tarzan k kndo par nachti hovi bandri,,how r u

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Tawe per para hua popcorn uchalta kiun hai ? :-D ?? Khud baith k dekho pata chal jai ga You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi

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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.

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Uff Dabao na Zara Zor Se Aisa Karo Apni Shirt Nikalo Pant Bhi Nikal DO Meri Kurti Bhi Ab Zorse Tight Hai Or Zorse Oooh Ho Gaya. Suitcase Band!!!

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chalo sms sms kheltey hain pehle tum sms kro phir tum sms kro phir se tum sms kro 1 bar phr tum sms kro bas 1 last sms tum kro bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey

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1-5 years girls love MOM 6-15 years girls love DAD 16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND 61-100 years they love.. Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le

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fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI  1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon 2) ..... maira koi elaajh nahi 3)...... mein hee pagal hoon,

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