Na Pyar ,na Yar, Na Mohabbet ,Na Dosti Yaro, Aj k is devdas ki baat mano, Na Chandr-Mukhi ,Na Paro, Bus har larki ko line

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Bet btween boy & girl....(both playng ludo) BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I'll kiss U Girl: agr 6 aya to? Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!

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Badla jo waqt to gehri rafaqat badal gayi,suraj dhala tu saaye ke surat badal gye,ek waqt tak tu main os ki zarurt bna rha,phr u howa k USKE ZARORAT BADAL Gae..

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Ay chand! Apni chandni un pr nichawar krna, unhy apny aghosh m lyna, Aur kehna! Unhy koi yad krta he" Ay barish! Apny ktrön se un k chehry ko begu dena, un k galon ko chom lyna, Or kehna! Unhy koi yad krta he" A pholo! Apni khushbu se unhy mehka dena, unhy halkay sa hilana Or kehna! UNHY KOI YAD KARTA HE

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ur five qualities 1-------- 2-------- 3----- 4------- 5--------- agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti ---

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Vo Reshmi Baalo Vali, Bhuri Aankho Vali, Komal Hatho Or Naram Pero Vali, Matki Hui Andhere Me, Tumhare Pass Aayegi Aur Dhire Se, Bolegi.., “miyaaau

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Ek Hawa Ka Jhoka Sa Aaya, To Laga Jaise Ke Tum Aaye Ho, Darwaze Par Kisi Ki Aahat Se Hue, To Laga Jaise Ke Tum Aaye Ho, Ab Tum He Bataoo, Kya Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Ho.

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Abe Khajur, Zoo Se Bhage Hue Langur, Abe Sade Hue Kele Ke Chilke, Chuse Hue Am, Circus Ke Retired Bandar, Aisa Kisi Ko Na Kehna, Feel Hota Hai

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baap ka din yani father day wo baap jis na shab_wo_rooz mohabat kar k hamari parwarish kee aur hamara mustaqbil sawara usay hum dunya kee rangrnio ma bhula daytay hai is liya in say milnay aur in say mohabat karnay ka bhe hum nay aik din mukarara kar liya hai

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

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I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN

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GIRLZ OF 1995* “AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM” GIRLZ OF 2007* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

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Usko paa kar kibhi tu khona tha, Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha, Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi, Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha...

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Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se, Ya phir dekho Ambreen se, Nahi to shayed Nosheen se, Or hosakta hai k Zareen se, Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)

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Dhadkano ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyaar ki khabar nahi hoti... Kya mahsoos karoge tum dil ka dard, dil tutne ki to awaz bhi nahi hoti.

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Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

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Zindgi itni dard bhari kyu hai, Dard aapko hai to takleef hamein kyu hai. Khabar rakhne wale Dost, Tu Aaj mujhse bekhabar kyu hai..!

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Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..! Dady- Battamiz Besharam..! Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->

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Teri hasratoon k aseer ho gye, Hum to bus ghamon ki tasveer ho gye, Kul hum mohabtain banta kurtey thay, Aj teri mohabat k faqeer ho gye

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